here's how it all works. in 1784 he writes a satirical essay recommending that the frenchies wake up before noon. pretty sure there was something about using less candles in there too.
next thing you know, the british take off with this idea.
now, i have to wake up an hour earlier for work and endure a painful headache all afternoon.
so, benny boy, you may have had your heyday -- you know, helping establish liberty in america and all -- but today, sir, i take issue with you.
tomorrow we might be friends again. stay tuned.
